I got very angry with some contractors over electric lights, why they could't put up this light when I wanted that light and why they couldn't put it up there. Well, last Thursday was one of my bad days. You ever had a bad day? Anybody here never have a bad day?. There're a few people we may go to and say. So in Heaven we will enjoy each other's holiness. I mean that would be stupid, wouldn't it? Look, if I'm going to Hell, it's not gonna be over a peanut." Can you imagine being in Hell and somebody saying, "What are you here for?" And they say, "A peanut". I said, "Look, sweetheart, I'm not gonna pay". I said, "Oh, really?" He said, "Yes." I said, "You mean kickback?" His eyes got real big, you know, like "She knows.!" "Well," he said, "we don't call it kickback, we call it advertising." I said, "I don't care what you call it. I said, "How do you do." He says, "We think your peanuts are wonderful!" I said, "Well, thank you!" He says, "Well, there's a little advertising fee". This man comes in and he says to me, "I am the new concessionaire".
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